February 2011
January 2011
“Gosh! Can you stop singing? It’s like a freaking tick in my...”
– Joe when I was singing Third Eye Blind quietly at my desk
New computer in the breakroom for the warehouse...
Dave: Hey Kathleen...can you make a sign for the new computer in the breakroom? I want it to say no porn. This computer is being monitored.
Kathleen: Sure
(Dave Leaves)
Joe (Actually being serious): No corn?!? But why? It's a breakroom. Did someone make a mess?
dress code.
My boss sent out an email today about the upcoming business trip to Vegas to everyone in the office. I thought the dress code part was funny. lol. I need to be on “What Not to Wear” so I can get some new clothes. Or…at least try to make an effort when I dress…haha.
Dress code is:
Guys: Slacks and long sleeve button down shirt (like what you wear now Joe).
Girls: ...
Office Talk
Kathleen: Don't you think this day has went by pretty fast?
Joe: (Mean Stare)
Kathleen: Sorry, I guess not.
Joe: For that...now I get to write on you...with a knife.
Donuts & Diets
Joe: I brought the whole office donuts!
Kathleen: (Eating a donut) Man Joe..I really need to start that diet soon.
Joe: Really?!? But donuts have a giant hole in them..
Kathleen: True..okay I'll go get another one.
“Because of Kathleen…I’m not afraid of the sidewalk.”
– Joe (While he was listening to Kelly Clarkson’s Because of You)
WatchUh Oh!
The internet is running so slow at the house tonight. It takes forever just for a page to load. I’m going to take it as a hint that God wants me to sleep tonight instead of pulling an all nighter.
