im a 5ft (still debatable), twenty-something geek who loves Jesus and likes taking pictures of the food i eat & the people i love. i make a living typing on a computer keyboard, selling polyresin gnomes and joke telling on the side.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Dave: Is someone screaming out there?
Kathleen: It's Anne. The fire alarm was going off, but she took care of it.
Dave: Anne...why was the fire alarm going off?
Anne (Our Gothic Office Manager): Because....you're in hell!! Muhahahahahaha!
